August 2012
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holy shit I just won 250 euro worth of school...
There was this Dutch contest to win 250 euro (to spend on schoolbooks, the contest is done by Studystore) and they were looking for the most original facebook reply. I wrote this little story about Freud being alive and stuck in my psychology book and I FUCKING WON. I NEVER win anything, and it’s been a very tiring and a bad dag and I actually won money. Now, I don’t have to worry that...
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IT'S WIERD TO PET YOUR CAT WITH A BONER
Wait, do you mean petting your cat while having a boner or petting your cat with a literal boner?
berryhudson:
remember when everyone used limewire and when you downloaded a song most of the time it was never the song and instead you got a clip of bill clinton saying i did not have sexual relations with that woman
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Another text post whoop.
So, I really hope I’ll get this job at a shoe store. It’s for friday evenings and saturdays. The owner is going to call me within 2 to 3 weeks and I just REALLY want the job. I can use the money, because I want to save up for my own apartment and I want to visit a friend in England (if it’s possible). My laptop broke and if I need to get it fixed by a...
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So, Tom Felton was in my dream last night. It was so strange. There was this house and the backyard was this late-night pool paradise. It had one big, round pool, within it a jacuzzi and all around it, palm trees. Tom Felton was there too and literally nothing much happened (he was in the jacuzzi a lot) except for eye contact.
(The amount of swimming I did was a lot and it was actually really...
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My neighbours have a cat. Her name is Zelda.
But it’s become pretty much my cat; I always take care of her, she’s with me 24/7 when the weather’s nice and she just walks into our house when we leave the backdoor open. I even go out and sit with her when the backyard is covered in snow and the cold wind freezes my entire body. If we wouldn’t have a fish, rabbit and a bunch...
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vintagelego:
kochira:
stryks:
junebugjive:
I can’t stop crying.
HAHAHAHA
what the fuck LOL
I can’t believe tumblr made a meme out of badly played instruments
And I can’t believe how hilarious it is
aaaah just bought some books for my brother’s upcoming birthday.
Buying gifts always leaves me with a tingly feeling in my stomach. Partly because I can’t wait to see people’s faces when they get my gift and partly because I’m typically Dutch and I don’t like spending money
BUT I bought him two books he really wanted, which are Frankenstein and The Strange Case...
I've just realized that there is a Martin Freeman...
notmydate:
ineleni:
fangirlingismydivision:
Happy:
Sad:
Are you fucking kidding me:
That was so dumb I won’t even reply:
Awkward:
Wait, what?
OMG:
And finally, “Shit I hope they don’t come over here there’s porn on my dash:”
Fear:
Rage:
OMG This is too funny, I can’t take it!:
Oh yeah, I’m seducing you:
I AM NOT GAY!:
I love rainbows and unicorns:
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graejoi started following you
Hi! Thank you so much
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turntechgodkind:
professorlink:
turntechgodkind:
people who can draw hands
people who can draw
people
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Why is everything going so slowly today. It’s like my computer turned into a snale overnight.
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One minute I held the keys: I like "clingy" people →
I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me, I wouldn’t even mind if they blew up my fb wall with hearts and what not. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like…
I’m going to have te reply here. I never really do, but oh well. I get you. But...
keylimepie:
sunnyxstars:
lunsfuhd:
hashtag-done:
3dition:
k-eo:
silverecstasyy:
toxiccunts:
Best vid of the year.
omg
hahahahahahaha
eye am so done
oh
my
god
What I do on my weekends.
that was the greates thing ive ever seen in my liiiife
can i marry this guyomg
DYING
I like "clingy" people
I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me, I wouldn’t even mind if they blew up my fb wall with hearts and what not. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.