June 2012
127 posts
IN FACT, I'M A GREAT BOWLER: Dear people... →
palahniukandchocolate:
The following companies also support gay rights:
Allstate Amazon American Airlines Apple Applebee’s Best Buy Clorox Coca-Cola (which manufactures Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Fanta, Vitamin Water, and Dasani) Costco Delta Airlines Ford …
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ai-goelle started following you
switchbladeforasmile started following you
Thank you!
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So sorry for being inactive this week. I had stuff to do and places to go.
Here’s a little bunny to make up for it:
sarahmonious:
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How I plan on inviting people to see "The Hobbit"...
thelittletrampette:
stravaganza:
imabagginsofbagend:
OH, YES!
that would work
madredhattie:
elliep-:
best fucking video on the internet
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Holding on to anything is like holding on to your breath. You will suffocate....
– Deepak Chopra (via loveyourchaos)
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iamanafricanprincess:
this literally never gets old
On the drive home from War Horse
Dad: Hey, what do people say when Benedict Cumberbatch needs to go on stage?
Me: I have no idea.
Dad: Cue Cumber.
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lilypotter:
STEP 1.
Think of a celebrity
STEP 2.
Inbox me on anon or not 5 facts or clues about this person.
STEP 3.
Watch me suffer and try to guess this celebrity.
There needs to be a superhero condom advert.
thenewavengers:
WOULD IRON MAN GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS SUIT?
WOULD CAPTAIN AMERICA GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS SHIELD?
WOULD THOR GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS HAMMER?
NEXT TIME YOU HERO UP, MAKE SURE YOU USE PROTECTION.
Make me choose... →
between 2:
ships
celeb
shows
characters
ih0peyourwifidies:
omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
My mum told me she's going to buy 50 Shades of...
hard-y-addicted:
inceptingtonystark:
I tried to tell her, truly I did. I told her all about the twilight fanfic and excessive use of the word “there” but she wasn’t convinced. I told her “Mum, the internet is literally laughing at you and your choices” and her response was:
“Maybe all those young girls on the internet just feel threatened because they’re not used to seeing or reading things...
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deareje:
the-kiwi-avenger:
Martin Freeman Acknowledges Tumblr at Ian McKellen’s Show in Wellington, New Zealand
(yes thats me looking crazy next to him)
Precious.
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bitcheslovemishacollins started following you obrien-stilinski started following you
Thank you!
WORST THING YOU CAN SAY WHILE HAVING SEX WITH... →
mishasminions:
WHILE IN SEASONS 4, 5 & 6
“Oh GOD, Cas!”
“Dean, I would rather you not bring up my father’s name while we are copulating.” “GOD, Cas, FUCK!” “OH JOHN, DEAN!” “Okay, I’ll stop.”
WHILE IN SEASON 7 - Present
“Oh God, Cas!”
“Cas, stop crying, I’m sorry I…
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All writers are vain, selfish and lazy, and at the very bottom of their motives lies a mystery. Writing a book is a long, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand. - George Orwell